You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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