I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
I just counted my steps so I know when you start looking for you on my way back from the bathroom
You know how us drunks love counting steps
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
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Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
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Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
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