Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
im on a boat
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