I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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