Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Your face is a jimmy john
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
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I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
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My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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