hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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