I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
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four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
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There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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