Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
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THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
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IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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