sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
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I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
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100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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