just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
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