none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
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