Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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