windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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