So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
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