you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Tell her she can't have a vagina
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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