I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
We need to rekindle our bromance
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
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she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
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note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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