i always forget guys have bellybuttons
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
you win again, gameday.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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