At least make sure they are 18
Why
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Randomize
