I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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