I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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