sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
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Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
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Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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