I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
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i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
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The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
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