i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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