So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
he fucked my hip out of place.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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