i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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