I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Randomize
