Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
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Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
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My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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