Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
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she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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