found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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