You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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