i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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