I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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