they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
false alarm, still single
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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