I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
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I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
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I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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