Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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