It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
