So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
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Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
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Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
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