he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
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All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
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He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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