in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
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