Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
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