So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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