So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
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Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
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i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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