I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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