Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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