I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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