At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
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