We're facebook friends in real life
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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