my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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