you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
operation have a gay friend backfired
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
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