I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
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I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
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Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
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I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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