remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
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my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
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When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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