so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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