i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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