Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
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